ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via studball)

*pencil drops*
me: could this day get any worse

(Source: niansomerhalder, via soccially-awkward)